Why do boy dogs want to have "relations" with my boy dog ?


Why did I get a bad knee just when it is cooling off nicely and now I can walk for miles and not faint from heat and humidity?


Why aren't potato chips and chocolate chips diet food?


Who says I cannot live on Pasta? 


Why do I get thinner , AFTER I buy new clothes?


Where are those perfect boots for this winter?


Why can't I do my shopping in Paris?


I think that covers it for now, will be back later if I think of more...