"Catherine the Great and the Preobrazhensky Life Guards could spend the night on this bed and it wouldn’t collapse. And in the morning you could say, “How’d ya sleep, fellas?” and they’d pound their Wheaties bowls on the table and holler, “замечательная кровать!!” (“Wonderful bed!!”)"

The Breakup Bed

You have to read this article.
Nothing like a funny story about buying a bed to start the day out right.

Thank you, New York Times, for the laughs.